Divisoria: place of the undead

Divisoria is nice. Don't get me wrong. It's the place where your peso really goes a long way (that is, if you know how to effectively haggle). But, Jumping Jehoshaphat!, it crawls with people. Crawls. One can barely breathe there, especially during this Christmas season. There has got to be some sort of system wherein buyers are allowed to roam in batches. I mean, how is one supposed to haggle when everybody is doing the same and there are only two salespeople and you're standing in a cramped hallway and the person next to you is eyeing your last pair purchase (or perhaps your wallet) so you're constantly on guard and at the same time trying to get the attention of the saleswoman?? Not to mention your companion is such a whiner and can no longer endure the torture and the confusion and the exaustion and everything else in between.

It's madness! Madness! I cannot go there again. Unless I'm part of the undead and absolutely has no more feelings inside.